The Coolest Rolls Ever

To most smokers, rolling up a blunt or joint is just what you do to smoke. But to some, rolling up is a form of art. These rollers take their time with rolling, perfecting their craft and shaping new creations. Often, rollers come up with a crazy new way to roll up, posting them on social media and shocking those who watch. Also, they can come with extraordinarily rolled blunts/joints. What will rollers come up with next?

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In this post, we’ll take a look at some of the craziest and coolest rolled blunts/joints out there. We’ve included three blunts and three joints, just to keep things fair. Each of the rolls below was found all over the internet. Think you can roll some of these? It’s going to take a lot of practice to do so.

Helicopter Blunt

Rolled Blunt Helicopter

First on our list, we have the helicopter blunt. Just stop for a moment and check this thing out. How was each line made with perfection. How much weed do you think is in the blunt? Wow, it sure is crazy looking.

Talk about getting high in the clouds. This blunt will take you straight up to the sky! Fly high with this helicopter that is packed with at least five grams of cannabis, most likely even more.

Starfighter Blunt

Rolled Blunt Starfighter

Are you a fan of Star Wars? If so, take flight with this cool blunt rolled up like a starfighter from one of the movies. Fight your way through the grams of cannabis and become one with the Force as it elevates you. Just make sure you don’t get too high and fall to the dark side.

From a smoking point of view, this is well rolled. Simply put, it looks like one big blunt with two smaller blunts in the front. It seems that this blunt would actually burn very smoothly, and hopefully very evenly.

Spider Blunt

Rolled Blunt Spider

For those with arachnophobia, stay away from this one. I actually have a stoner friend who fears spiders and I asked if they would hit this, they said “no way!” I certainly would, just look at how much cannabis could fit in that thing!

If you hit this blunt from the back, then that means you will get the majority of the cannabis at the end of the smoke sesh. Wow. That means after smoking 8-10 blunts worth of weed, you come to the biggest portion. Talk about getting high. You may need a few friends for this one.

Key Joint

Rolled Key Joint

Here is our first joint on the list. What’s it shaped like? A key! Unlock the mysteries of cannabis by smoking your way through this thing. Compared to other rolls on this list, this one seems to not be so complicating. Make some lines and a circle and you’ll have yourself a key joint! Even so, it is still not that easy to roll one of these.

The key to getting high is hitting a joint like this one (no pun intended). After you smoke the three teeth at the end, it may end up looking like a shank. Once you get close enough to the circle, it will look like a ring. You could say you’re married to cannabis.

Scorpion Joint

Rolled Scorpion Joint

Similar to the spider blunt above, this scorpion joint may not be the best choice for those afraid of arachnids. It looks to be about 7-8 joints total; considering the pinchers to be one each, the legs 1/2 each, and the body 2-3 full joints. Either way, it looks very smokable.

This joint’s simple yet well-designed look goes well with the amount of cannabis it seems to be able to hold. It also seems that it would smoke very evenly, which is a plus. Put some top shelf weed in it and the high will surely sting you hard.

Turkey Joint

Rolled Turkey Joint

And last, but not least, we have a turkey joint. This would be perfect for Thanksgiving. Smoke it right before that big turkey dinner. If you don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, then hey, you can still enjoy this turkey right before a big dinner. The feeling of the munchies is always great before a feast!

This turkey joint must be able to hold at least 12 grams, from the head to the feathers, and most likely even more. That’s one big turkey! How long would it take you to smoke that joint? Better yet, how many people would it take to smoke it?

That’s all for this post. That was six of the craziest/coolest rolled blunts/joints. Which was your favorite? Let me know in the comments below! Thanks for reading!

FAQ: The craziest and coolest Rolls Ever

Q: What ingredients do I need to make these rolls?

A: You will need 1 1/4 cups of warm water, 2 tablespoons of sugar, 2 1/4 teaspoons of active dry yeast, 4 cups of bread flour, 2 teaspoons of salt, 3 tablespoons of olive oil, and 1 teaspoon of cannabis-infused coconut oil. 

Q: How long does it take to make these rolls?

A: This recipe should take about 1 1/2 hours to make, from start to finish. 

Q: How much cannabis should I use for this recipe?

A: We recommend using 1 teaspoon of cannabis-infused coconut oil for 12 rolls. 

Q: Does this recipe have to be cannabis infused?

A: No, you can easily make these rolls without cannabis-infused coconut oil. 

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Evan Weston

Evan Weston is a contributor to Reefer Posts, a growing community for exploring the developing market of Cannabis and CBD-related products. He spends a lot of time researching the development of health-related products that utilize Cannabis and CBD oils. He also keeps tabs on the developing legal environment regarding medical, recreational cannabis use, and production.

2 thoughts on “The Coolest Rolls Ever”

  1. My favorite is the spider blunt, even though I hate spiders. I think I could face my fears to smoke on this blunt! Stay high!


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