…so what do you talk about?
Here’s a list of deep high questions that should really get the stoner thoughts going. These questions to ask when high should get the conversation going, or at least get a laugh.
And then after too many lights, it will be too light to light.
Is there some kinda hierarchy on what fruit is good and which is bad? Where does a grape stand in all of this? Can you be an apple of any other body part than an eye?
28. Space is like, really really big. How many asteroids out there do you think are shaped like dicks?
It’s gotta be out there, right? Are there any boob-shaped nebulas? Some real ass-teriods? Space is really big, it has to be there. I want to believe.
I’m tired of dating. I just wanna meet someone to smoke and chill with. It should list favorite movies, music, and video games. Also preferred smoking method: glass or paper. And favorite strain.
I used to think this was a sign of love, but now I’m starting to get paranoid.
25. How much more do you think dispensaries would sell if they allowed self-checkout?
Like man, I don’t know how much more I would buy if I didn’t have to talk to someone to get it. They should stock munchies too. And bongs. Make it a one-stop-stoner shop.
24. When I was in DARE, they always used to say weed was more potent than it was in the 70’s. Was that meant to encourage us?
Why did they always include that fact? Was that supposed to be an advertisement that weed had gotten better? Or was that to make our parents feel ok that they had smoked pot and we now shouldn’t? DARE was so confusing.
Like, car exhaust has a smell. What would cities smell like if that wasn’t there?
Come to think of it, I don’t think Wonder Woman’s invisible jet has insurance either…
Seriously, it’s a mammal that sweats out milk, lays eggs, and is venomous. What was God doing when he made this thing?
Cuz, like, I know so many people who just had cats walk in their house and they just went “Ok, guess I have a cat now.”
My therapist says it’s important to positively reframe things.
My cats always look so judgemental, do they know? Does my dog get excited when I get munchies?
Like maybe people who speak Spanish have more of a rising snore than people who speak English.
Would I even be able to remember the letters?